Showers and Smells

G: "If I showered with your body wash would that be weird? I just want to smell you and pretend you're close to me."
B: "I do not think it will be weird. Sometimes in the shower I smell your bath wash to pretend you are there with me."

Apples and Chickens

G: "Apples are like nature's perfect snack food!"
B: "Mmmm, nom nom nom, no, chicken is nature's perfect snack food!"

Sugary Words!

G: "You know me too well!"
B:" I like to think so. Though I always hope to know you better every day."
G: "Srsly, do you coat your tongue in sugar? You say the sweetest things to me!"
B: "Only because it is true!"

From the archives

G: "This drink will turn you into a newt. Is this awesome? Y/N__"
B: "A newt? Will I get better?"


geek love.

Little reminders

B: "Will you let me be yours forever?"
G: "Why wouldn't I?"
B: "Because you are brilliant, beautiful, geeky, and all around fantastic and, in short: totally deserving of better."
G: "I don't know what you're talking about. Who could be better than you?"
B: "I do not know. I just know how wonderful you are and how I want--and dream--of spending the rest of my days with you."

Speaking of roller coasters....

B: "Why no superman for you, kitten?"
G: "Isn't it the one that goes all the way straight up, stop and goes down backwards? I'd vomit for sure."
B: "I do not know what it involves but if you think it will result in...unpleasantness...then we can skip it."
G: "I thought you were a boy?"